Time Out Feature Out Jul 3

Time Out are publishing a feature on Toilet Door Poetry on July 3. http://www.timeout.com/

Toilet Door Poetry

"Monosexuality Kills"

Bardens Boudoir, Dalston N1

Toilet Door Poetry

"Fast Face. Kevin was a snail in voice and sleep. He didn't like birds much"

Bardens Boudoir, Dalston N1

Toilet Door Poetry

"I was in the Dulux Advert"

Bardens Boudoir, Dalston N1

Toilet Door Poetry

"La vie est courte. Pas les temps pour les regrets"

Cafe des 2 Moulins, Montmartre, Paris

Toilet Door Poetry

"Stop smirkin' bitch! These are my only pants!"

Anonymous

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"I want to be a girl"

"No you don't"

"Well suck my cock"

From The Foundry, N1

Toilet Door Poetry

"Believe in me and you shall not perish - Boy George"

"For as the wind blows it ripples, like a fat man's wobbly nipples"

The Foundry N1

Toilet Door Poetry

"Jonathan is a total twat" "Generally alright guy"

"My wife makes me graffiti the loo...how ironic"

The Foundry, Old St N1

Toilet Door Poetry

"The Rule is to shuffle, then reorganize"

"If you're into MySpace you're a fuckhead"

From The Foundry, Old St N1

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"This place is haven for self-proclaimed degenerates"

"You must have chaos in yourself to give birth to a dancing star"

Both from The Foundry, Old St N1

Toilet Door Poetry

"The Candle is burning and the wax ain't happy"

"Check yourself b4 you wr-wr-wr-wreck yourself!"

Both from The Foundry, Old St N1

Toilet Door Poetry

"I came, I dumped, I left 22/09/06"

The Coach & Horses, Soho W1

Toilet Door Poetry

"Prince is living proof that Liberace fucked Little Richard"

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"I love that French barmaid"

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"Is your bed calling?"

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"Make Doherty History"

From The French House, W1

Toilet Door Poetry

"Watch u don't piss on the floor"

From the ceiling at Crobar, Tottenham Ct Rd W1

Toilet Door Poetry

"Think of this. If any of this made sense why would you be reading/living it?"

"Steve Irwin is a dead cunt. Ha Ha Ha"

The Coach & Horses, Soho W1

Toilet Door Poetry

"Dammit they were right"

The Fitzroy Tavern, Charlotte St W1

Toilet Door Poetry

"I love Claire...she is in here"

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"An Australian tourist was here"

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"Norman, you're an ignorant shite"

From The Coach & Horses, Soho W1

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"Does this make you happy?"

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"Never trust a boy. "

"RIGHT!!!"

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"Monkey swallows the universe."

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"What if I never meet anyone as perfect as she was?"

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"God I love Kensey so much!!! Please don't let him dump me!"

All taken from the female toilets, Nambucca, Holloway Road N7

Toilet Door Poetry

"Everyone just fuck off back to Top Man"

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"I'm not sure if I like Tom Farrers' hair that much don't get me wrong I love him and that but it's just a bit skanky."

"I like it better now."

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"BLAH BLAH BLAH would like to apologise to the cleaning lady but hope she will take time to listen to their website."

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"Members of the public are shit."

"Better than your face."

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"Everyone should hate Hard-Fi. FACT."

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"Cajun Dance Party Pissed here. 06."

All take from the male toilets, Nambucca, Holloway Road N7