"Up your kilt with a six of chips"
- Stephen Emms
- Stephen Emms is the founder of emmspublicity.com and also writes regularly about London, the English seaside and beyond for titles like Time Out, The Guardian and The Observer. His popular column on bench stories, Bench Marks, has been running in Time Out for over a year. For his new monthly column he has volunteered to schlepp round the boundary of every borough in London. That's a blister-rubbing 32 in total. Ouch.